You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
I missed this back in March – Omegle is a chat site that will allow you to have an anonymous internet chat with a stranger. I know! I don’t even want to talk to my friends online, much less put up with 12-year-old boys try to squick me out.
But I’ve come to realize I’m showing a distinct lack of imagination, as witnessed by a couple of websites devoted to collecting Omegle transcripts. You get all the surreality with no effort on your part. Here’s some examples:
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi. You: So... Stranger: so? You: You want to... You: you know... Stranger: sex? You: Actually I was thinking more along the lines of dismembering small children. You: Clearly we do not think alike. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey You: Hi! You: Please do not disconnect… Stranger: haha ok.. You: Bonbons remain orbiting. You: Now and then, line dancer defined by umbrella trade baseball cards with for tabloid. Stranger: SHUT THE FUCK OFFFFF Your conversational partner has disconnected.