Steve Forbes is gonna be there.
So is Gen. Colin Powell.
And Rudy “America’s Mayor” Giuliani, too, along with a whole bunch of other people who look like they’ve just stepped off the set of a late-night TV infomercial.
You’d better already be at least motivated enough to buy your ticket in advance.
Well, because according the advertising for the event, advance tickets are available for $4.95, while tickets purchased at the door on the day of the event will cost $225.
NOTE: There are no misplaced decimal points in the above story.