Take It From The Top: Mason Williams

June 16th, 2009, 10:01 am by Greg

boneless“Speaking man to man, the most important element in deriving the maximum enjoyment from crackers is the choice of a companion to help you enjoy them. She must be someone whom you admire. A beautiful woman, elegant and accustomed to sophistication, a woman whose company is a challenge to enlist, a woman that’s hard to get.”

(Mason Williams’ “How to Derive the Maximum Enjoyment from Crackers” from “Boneless Roast,” 1967)

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