BURLESQUE: Bing Bamboo Room Burlesque @ Savannah’s/Dublin Underground, Albany. Emcee Guy Smiley welcomes the Bing Bamboo Room Gang in “Guy Smiley’s Mad Tea Party: Alice Cooper in Wonderland.” 8pm. $10.
MUSIC: Excision @ Northern Lights, Clifton Park. The X Tour roars into town with Canadian dubsteppers Excision headlining the evening, which also includes Liquid Stranger, Lucky Date, DJ Cutman and Tier 1. 8pm. $25.
FILM: “Beyond the Myth” @ Hudson Valley Community College’s Bulmer Auditorium, Troy. A documentary about pit bulls and canine breed discrimination. 7pm. $10.
READING: Robert Nickas @ UAlbany’s University Art Museum, Albany. The contemporary art curator, critic and founder of the art magazine index discusses and reads from his recent book, “Catalog of the Exhibition,” a retrospective of his exhibitions from 1985 to 2011. 7pm. FREE.
FILM: “Bad News Bears” @ the Palace Theatre, Albany. It’s the 1976 version with Walter Matthau and Tatum O’Neal, not the 2005 remake. Gearing up for baseball’s opening day… 7pm. $5; kids under 14 and under $3.